7/6/08

back at 'er

well as most of you know im still alive....... hurray!
i've been a busy beaver. i guess i could go threw everything you all missed out on, but i wouldnt want you people to get a bad opinion of me.
i went racin a couple of weeks ago. titties and i put down some bikes to you law and won it. i think we animated the race nicely and pulled out the shake and bake like cal nortin jr. (talledega nites) mite want to watch for that at clear lake. you can try and stop us but im gonna tell u its impossible to stop the momentum of the sling shot.
anywho im not gonna bore you with my ridin stories. i mean how many times can u hear yeah i went out with clark and died, or titties really worked me today, or k-pav ripped my legs off. i could tell ya heart rate, power output, avg. speed, wind, route, food ate, beer drank.... wait thats kinda cool.... well i dont even have a speedo on my bike so i couldnt even tell ya shit. if i was a nerd enough to even record that crap i sure as hell would make myself look more like a geek by displaying some lame graph about shit that nobody cares about. i mean how many of you who are reading this actually care what somebody elses heart rate was at mile 32 of their ride. people need to get lives for sure. but i guess different stroke for different folks...
well beside my bikin i do have a life outside of thatand i think ill share a little of that with you all....

been doin a lot of chillin with the homie. you know hangin and drinkin on couches outside... classic
went to green days spotted a mobster......
i recently turned the big 25 thats was cool. had a little get together at the casa. some ass put relighting candles on the cake. what chore that was.
been doin more chillin and illin. kim h. had us hang and drink a few brews.. thats was really nice
one of my good buddies got married a few weeks back. well hell all my friends are gettin married.... arrrrg ..... thats pretty much what i have been doin all spring and summer. missed quite a few races cause of those darn things... got to be there for the free booze.. here is chuck getting made a fool on the start of the bachelor party nite. this is as g rated as it got and it was all down hill from there... honestly xxx by the end good times.............

here was another nite turned ugly. me and peed havin a little shot war. that nite mite have hurt my fitness a bit.
i grew a sweet stache for mustache may. had the foo man choo rockin.....

been goin to some concerts...... this was the start of the brett micheal show... jesse made it kinda shitty.....
but things turned around and got awesome quick.....
dont remember this one

well i suppose it was nice for you all to catch up.
plans for the weeks to come are go to clear lake sat. with titties and camp sat. nite after titties locks in the iowa cup at the crit. anybody want to join could be lots of fun. if you do let me know. then sunday after the road race and i win the hed wheels its off to wisconsin for a week of superweek and titties. comin back just in time for ragbrai. anybody wants to ride with me on certian days for that? i cud stand havin a drinkin buddy or twelve. let me know on days for tht too. then finally back home to nurse the saddle sores.
well i'm out
beav
wonder if titties and the b2u boys are celebrating it up beaver style after winning the ttt.....




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